funny sms

funny sms

aap muskratay hay to bago may phool kilthay hay
aap muskratay hay to bago may phool kilthay hay
aap nahi muskratay to bhi phool kilthay hay

tum har raat mere khwaabon mein aise mataao,
tum har raat mujhe yuunh na sataao,
Melody khaao khud jaan jao........

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mein tere pyaar mein paagal huaa chhaliye
mein tere pyaar mein paagal huaa chhaliye,
Iodex maliye kaam pe chaliye

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maine tumse pyaar kiyaa, tere bhai ne mujhe pitaa
maine tumse pyaar kiyaa, tere bhai ne mujhe pitaa
tan ki shakti, man ki shakti, Bournvita

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main hu yahaan, tu hai wahaan
main hu yahaan, tu hai wahaan
Lifebouy hai jahaan, tanduroosti hai wahaan

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dooor se dekhaa to patthhar dikhtaa thaa.....
dooor se dekhaa.. to patthharr dikhtaathaa......
paas jake dekhaa to... suchmooch patthharhi thaa......

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mat pee sharaab Ghalib masjid mein baithkar
ek hi botal hai, kahin khudaa na maangle

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aasmaan mein ood rahaa hai kabootar
aasmaan mein ood rahaa hai kabootar
flutter flutter, flutter flutter

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tumne mujhe itni berahemi se pitaa
tumne mujhe itni berahemi se pitaa
sin theta upon cos theta = tan theta

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tuney pyaar mein chori kiya mera man
tuney pyaar mein chori kiya mera man
sin^2 theta +cos^2 theta =1

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Draupadi ka vastraharan, dushasan ko pada bhari
Draupadi ka vastraharan, dushasan ko pada bhari
saari mein saari, parag saari!

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Joron ki baarish makes u wonder...
zoron ki baarish makes u wonder...
dont just wonder..
taste the thunder!

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Chaadni raat, haathon mein hai hath
Chaadni raat, haathon mein hai hath
Mumbai - Nau teen paanch do aath aath aath {9352888-(KBC)}

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Khake Chywanprash budhhi aur gyaan payega
Khake Chywanprash budhhi aur gyaan payega
Kabhi na Kabhi mera number ayega!

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Lal diwar par chune se likha tha ghalib ne
Lal diwar par chune se likha tha ghalib ne
Yahan likhana mana hai.

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maine tujhe sau-sau khat likhe,
Tune kisi ka bhi jawab nahi diya;
Kahin tere dil mein raddi ki tokri to nahi?

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Humne bhi pyar kiya tha jindgi main, Badi joshh ke sath !
Humne bhi pyar kiya tha jindgi main, Badi shhor ke sath !
Aab hum pyar karenge badi soch ke sath !
Kyon ki usey kal shamko dekha kisi aur ke sath!

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1) Coke peete, Pepsi peete; bhool gaye nimbu paani
....Phir Bhi Dil Hai Hindustani
2) MTV, Channel-V cool hain; bhool gaye Akashwani
....Phir Bhi Dil Hai Hindustani
3) ReserveBank hain Khali Khali; Swiss Bank mein saara maal
paani
...Phir Bhi Dil Hai Hindustani
4) Ideas hain naye naye; Problem woh hi purani
....Phir Bhi Dil Hai Hindustani
5) HongKong main honeymoon; New York main meri naani
....Phir Bhi Dil Hai Hindustani
6) Kapde hain Amreeki; Gaadiyan hain Japani
....Phir Bhi Dil Hai Hindustani
7) Paanch saal mein chaar government dekhi; Na aur kahin suni na
jaani
....Phir Bhi Dil Hai Hindustani


AAP KO DEKH KE AISA LAGTA HAI,
AAP KO DEKH KE AISA LAGTA HAI,
KI GALATI TO BHAGVAN SE BHI HOTI HAI


GULAB GULAB KYA KARTE HO,
GULAB GULAB KYA KARTE HO,
MOGRA MOGRA KARO;

MAINE TUJE CHAHA THA SARASWATI SAMAJKAR,
MAINE TUJE CHAHA THA SARASWATI SAMAJKAR,
PAR TUNE MERE DIL KO BUJA DIYA AGARBATTI SAMAJKAR

Shaadi ke pehle - Agar Tum Na Hote
Shaadi ke baad - Agar Tum Na Hote
Shaadi ke pehle - Maine Pyar Kiya
Shaadi ke baad - Ye Maine Kya Kiya?
Shaadi ke pehle - Kuch Kuch Hota Hai
Shaadi ke baad - Kuch Nahi Hota Hai
Shaadi ke pehle - Dil To Pagal Hai
Shaadi ke baad - Dil To Pagal Tha
Shaadi ke pehle - Ek Duje Ke Liye
Shaadi ke baad - Sirf Bachcho Ke Liye
Shaadi ke pehle - Dilwale Dulhaniya Le Jayenge
Shaadi ke baad - Baaki Log Sukhi HoJayenge
Shaadi ke pehle - Chandramukhi
Shaadi ke baad - Jwaalamukhi
Shaadi ke pehle - Kuwara Baap
Shaadi ke baad - Bechara Baap
Shaadi ke pehle - Titanic
Shaadi ke baad - Mortgage
Shaadi ke pehle - Hum Aapke Hai Koun?
Shaadi ke baad - Barbadi Ka Kaaran
Shaadi ke pehle - Yes Boss :)
Shaadi ke baad - Yes Boss :(
Shaadi ke pehle - Mere Sapno Ki Rani
Shaadi ke baad - Chutki Ki Amma
Shaadi ke pehle - Kabhi Kabhi
Shaadi ke baad - If you are lucky
Shaadi ke pehle - Aao Pyar Karen
Shaadi ke baad - Aur Bhi Kuch Kaam Karen?

Before Marrige
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Takdir hai magar kismat nahi khulti
Tajmahal banana chahata hoon lekin mumtaz nahimilti
An Ode to All Devdas
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Takdir hai magar kismat nahi khulti
Tajmahal banana chahata hoon,
Aji, mumtaz mil gayi hai magar woh shaadi nahi karti

After Marriage
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Takdir hai magar kismat nahi khulti
Tajmahal banana chahata hoon lekin mumtaz nahi marti



Door se dekha to paani baras raha tha
Door se dekha to paani baras raha tha
Paas gaya... to bheeg gaya...


Allah ke nam pe koi ek biwi de de,
apni nahi to doosre ki hi de de,
Allah tujhe ek ke badle do dega,
Hillary hogi to Monika bhi dega.

Kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai
Kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai ..
Ke kyon mere dil mein khayal aata hai yeh Kabhi Kabhi ?


Tum aa gaye ho,
Noor aa gaya hai
Chalo teeno movie chalen....


Aur bhi bahut si cheezey loot chuki hai Dil ke saath
Ye bataya Doston ne Ishq furmane ke baad
Is liye Kumrey ki ek-ek cheez "Check" karta hoon main
"Ek tere aane se Pehle, ek tere jaane ke Baad"


Unki zulfoon pe pyaar aaya
Paas ja kar dekha tu Sardar paya !!


Duniya Se Jo Darre, Usse Kaayar Kehte Hain,
Duniya Jisse Darre, Usse Shaayar Kehte Hain,
Biwi Se Jo Darre, Usse Shohar Kehte Hain.


The Crow Style Shayri
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Kahi Dhoop Kahi Chaao
kahi dhoop kahi chaao
Kaao Kaao Kaao

The Countdown Shayri
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Ekhatar Bahatatar Tehatar Chauhatar
Ekhatar Bahatatar Tehatar Chauhatar
Pechatar Cehatar Sessatar Ethatar

The Risky Love Affair
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Shishi Bhari Gulab Ki..
Shishi Bhari Gulab ki..
Pathar Se Tod Du
Tumse Achha koi Mile to tumko Chhod doon


Sharm unhe aati hai,
jo sharmaten hain sharm se,
hum to besharm hain aise,
ke sharm bhi sharmati hai humse.