ever largest collection of sms for u all......

1) Jakham suk te jande ne, par mitane bahut aokhe ne, sajjan rus te
jande ne, par manane bahut aokhe ne, yaar yad te aa jande ne, par bhulane
bahut aokhe ne


2) Yaar mile oh jo kare Pyar par jatave na, dard sanu hove par oh seh
pave na..
Oh jad v mile Jaffi pa k mile, beganya di tarah duro Hello bulave na...


3) Duniya badal jandi ae nazare badal jande ne,ithho tak ke haneriya
raata de sitare badal jande ne,tera koi kasoor ni yaara, door reh ke ta
saare badal jande
ne.



4) Yaad Teri ch sanu chain koi na, sade utte tainu rehem koi na, j koi
kudi kahe ek msg bhejan nu ta tu bheje hazar, par 'sade' lai bireya
tere kol time nahi
va.



5) Ankhan de vich saroor hai...Mukhre te noor hai...Apni kisi "GIRL
FRIEND" di saheli nal Gal hi karvado saleyo. Hale ta mera "Viyah" bahut
door hai.


1) Purana Loha becho. Teen dabba becho.
Tute fute saman becho. Plastic ke dibbe becho. Raddi akhbar becho.
Un paiso se Balance dalva k sms to BHEJO.



2) Arz kiya hai :

Soch samaj k na ki shaadi jisne, Usne jivan bigad liya,,

Aur chaturai se ki jisne shadi, usne bhi kya ukhad liya..

Wah.,Wah.,



3) U R MY BEST, SMART, CUTE, LOVABLE, SWEETEST nd INTELIGENT FRIEND.

NOTE : -Is msg k sabhi shabd kalpnik hai Inka wastawikta se koi
sambandh nahi hai



4) What's the similarity between Marriage & 11:59 pm?
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Simple-Dono k baad 12 bajte hai....aur... din badal jate hai..!!



5) Boy : Suit bada acha pehna hai
Girl:Thanx
Boy:lipstik bahut achi lagai h
G:Thanx
B:make up bhi bahut acha kia h
G:Thanx "bhaiya"
B:fir bhi sundar nhi lag ri ho.


6) A SARDAR traveling in a train gets down in every station & buys
ticket for next station.
Guess Why?
Bcoz doctor told to him avoid
'Long Journey..


7) why do monkeys eat bananas & not grass? .. .. .. ..

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SORRY, it's ur personal matter,
i should not interfere..



Santa apni biwi k offic gaya to dekha Boss k godi me baithi
dictation le rahi thi.
Santa-Chal Laajo,aisi jagah kam nahi karna jahan staff k liye kursi b
na ho!.

9) Q:- Aisi-Taisi kab hoti hai?

Ans:-Jab loose motion lage hon aur pajame ki ganth na khule.

10) Mohobbat me jene wale..
'Khushnaseeb hote hai.'
Mohobbat me marnewale..
'Ajeeb hote hai.'
Aur..Harwaqt..
Mohobbat ki baate karnewale..


Intezaar k pal bitane mushqil hai,

beete hue pal mod lana mushqil hai.

Ek baar bas jaye dil me dhadkan bankar,

woh yaar dil se bhulana mushqil hai.

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Father: what is ur aim my loving daughter.

Daughter: I want to do BBA.

Father: what is that?

Dghtr:'B'oyfrnd ki

'B'ike par

'A'sh!!!!!

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Luck is not in your hands,

But work is in your hands.

Your work can make luck

but luck can't make ur work.

So always trust URSELF

and Do ur BEST.

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Best Thought 4 d day:

"D person who loves U most

wil Trouble u n irritate u d max.

But wen U drop a tear,

he wil fight d world 2 stop ur tears".

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When u need someone to b beside u

and no one is around,

just gaze up in the sky.

U might not see me,

but b sure dat we r

under the same sky.

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Everyone is good to you,

till you expect nothing from them...!

And you are too Good to them

only till you fulfill their expectations.

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Kisi ne humse puchha,

Vaade aur Yaadein me kya fark hai?

Hum ne kaha Vaade insan todta hai,

Aur Yaadein insan ko tod deti hain.

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Na kabhi muskuraht apke honto se door ho,

Apki har khawish hakikat ko manzur ho.

Ho jaye jo AAP humse khafa,

khuda na kare humse kabhi aisa KASOOR ho.

Kash main ik sohna phul hunda,

Koi apne dil naal la lenda.

Koi dekh k suha rang mera,

Dil pyaar di jot jaga lenda.

Koi rakh da manu baag ch' apne,

Te koi vich kitaban sajaa lenda.

Koi lai ke Mainu peer manonda,

Te Koi rusia yaar mana lenda.

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Har kavita sohni lagdi ae

Jad naal kise de "pyar" hove,

oh dard hakeem nhi jann sakda

Jehra khud na ishq "bimaar" hove.

Lagi wale ta Ja ke mil aaunde

chahe betha yaar "samundron paar" hove,

duniya taan ki "RABB" v bhull Janda,

Jad sahmne betha "tere jeha sohna yaar" hove.

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YAAR YAAR Sab Jag Aakhe,

Main YAAR Nu Gal Lawa.

YAAR Mera Dila Da Velli,

Main YAAR da Parchhavan.

Rab te YAAR j ho jan gusse,

Main Pehla YAAR phir RAB Manava.